Either Gauge is taller than I realized, or Heather is a shrimp. Or both. Interesting way to speak of the Squad members…skips over the fact that they didn’t exactly ‘sign up’— didn’t not sign up by leaving the Squad seems to be more the case.
It’s easy to have problems estimating Gauge’s height. We’ve only seen her standing next the the steroid gorilla or showing Triops around, not in relation to normally sized people.
Either Gauge is taller than I realized, or Heather is a shrimp. Or both. Interesting way to speak of the Squad members…skips over the fact that they didn’t exactly ‘sign up’— didn’t not sign up by leaving the Squad seems to be more the case.
But good on her for having JS’s back.
Glad you mentioned the height! Gauge is a statuesque 6′ tall, and Heather is around 5’2″.
Another good point: As press secretary, it’s her job to spin events in a positive light for the team.
It’s easy to have problems estimating Gauge’s height. We’ve only seen her standing next the the steroid gorilla or showing Triops around, not in relation to normally sized people.
True!
Wow, Gauge seems to have come right out of the George W. Bush School for Press Secretaries.
Good call! It’s all how yous spin. It’s like the movie “Thank You For Smoking,” you’re never wrong if you argue right.
wonder if anyone told Gauge she shares her name with a porn star?